{"id":2113,"date":"2018-05-10T18:03:55","date_gmt":"2018-05-10T18:03:55","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/andreasomberg.com\/aslitagent\/?post_type=project&#038;p=2113"},"modified":"2025-03-26T16:59:21","modified_gmt":"2025-03-26T16:59:21","slug":"remember-me","status":"publish","type":"project","link":"https:\/\/andreasomberg.com\/aslitagent\/project\/remember-me\/","title":{"rendered":"FUTURE ME SAVES THE WORLD (and Ruins My Life)"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>[et_pb_section admin_label=&#8221;section&#8221;][et_pb_row admin_label=&#8221;row&#8221;][et_pb_column type=&#8221;4_4&#8243;][et_pb_team_member admin_label=&#8221;Person&#8221; name=&#8221;FUTURE ME SAVES THE WORLD (and Ruins My Life) &#8221; image_url=&#8221;http:\/\/andreasomberg.com\/aslitagent\/wp-content\/uploads\/2017\/01\/FutureMe.jpg&#8221; animation=&#8221;off&#8221; background_layout=&#8221;light&#8221; use_border_color=&#8221;off&#8221; border_color=&#8221;#ffffff&#8221; border_style=&#8221;solid&#8221;]<\/p>\n<p>Aladdin, 2025<\/p>\n<p><strong><em>*A Junior Library Guild Selection<\/em><\/strong><\/p>\n<p><span class=\"a-text-bold\">In this hilarious illustrated middle grade novel in the vein of Diary of a Wimpy Kid and <\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold a-text-italic\">Matt Sprouts and the Curse of the Ten Broken Toes<\/span><span class=\"a-text-bold\">, a boy\u2019s time-travelling older self gives him an impossible mission: convince his class to be nice to their substitute teacher\u2026or risk the fate of the world.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>Ethan seems like a normal ten-year-old, but he has a secret. It\u2019s not that he\u2019s the one who accidentally filled the sunblock container with glue last summer or that he cracked the screen on his sister\u2019s phone and blamed it on their baby brother. (Those things may have happened, but they\u2019ve got nothing on this.) No, Ethan\u2019s secret is that he knows time travel is real\u2014because his future self keeps coming back to visit him.<\/p>\n<p>Lucky Ethan, right?<\/p>\n<p><span class=\"a-text-italic\">Wrong<\/span>. Because when Ethan\u2019s future self shows up, he tends to bring bad news, and he\u2019s kind of bossy. (Not to mention he\u2019s always wearing super weird clothes.) This time around, he\u2019s asking Ethan to do one simple thing: make sure today\u2019s substitute teacher doesn\u2019t quit, or else one day she\u2019ll become an evil dictator who will destroy the planet. 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